tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28999159492182067622024-02-08T11:30:39.955+08:00All the best things in life are free or fake.If you're looking for free movies, free downloads, free porn, free software, free games, free e-books, free-to-play online multi-player games, free money, free socks, free monkeys, you should be ashamed of yourself! (Try other sites!) I'm giving you all the free fake stuff I could scavenge the net. All facts, stories, opinions and whatever posted in here are entirely fictional. Don't worry, I'll put a warning if some are true. Nonetheless, enjoy being faked up!Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2899915949218206762.post-86195067488436766882008-03-05T13:49:00.000+08:002008-03-05T13:54:52.970+08:00crash tested for your convenience<a href="http://technorati.com/faves?sub=addfavbtn&add=http://freefakestuff.blogspot.com"><img src="http://static.technorati.com/pix/fave/tech-fav-1.png" alt="Add to Technorati Favorites" /></a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2899915949218206762.post-34184866715921507002008-02-05T06:14:00.000+08:002008-02-06T04:05:19.802+08:00the real F-word<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgR3WUvtIUBNgLvRDkOUMZqdEjEhphFaF6RI8ZW5H2yMDWc7jt987-mDh2Cob3JEhgOPVEgSD6_-nJDcD9bTwtwEudFqq2DgKakGU_vl9ffRZ9CEWr2z8-bqJLEFPXfW8HycPj3FOwOea8b/s1600-h/sham.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgR3WUvtIUBNgLvRDkOUMZqdEjEhphFaF6RI8ZW5H2yMDWc7jt987-mDh2Cob3JEhgOPVEgSD6_-nJDcD9bTwtwEudFqq2DgKakGU_vl9ffRZ9CEWr2z8-bqJLEFPXfW8HycPj3FOwOea8b/s200/sham.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5163262127189295890" /></a><br />You can call 'em in many names: <br /> dummy<br /> hoax<br /> replica<br /> fiction<br /> fantasy<br /> virtual reality<br /> dream<br /> novel<br /> film<br /> hallucination<br /> false<br /> bogus<br /> counterfeit<br /> forged<br /> phony<br /> sham<br /> imitation<br /> simulated<br /> mock<br /> faux<br /> ersatz<br /> pretend<br /> delusion<br /> illusion<br /> mimic<br /> news<br /> popstars<br /> politicians<br /> big tits<br /> but they all relate to not being the real thing. Or something, according to wikipedia, created to look like a real object that exists or could exist, or a performance where an event is played, or untrue statements. Or a person who tries to be someone they're not by dressing and acting differently from their true selves.<br />In other words, fake. <br /><br />In this day and age, this could be the only word that can stay true to itself. We may admit it or not but we are so used to seeing, hearing and even smelling fake, that it's difficult for most of us to get a hold of what's real or what's not. <br /><br />Call this an exaggeration, but this world of us, while becoming smaller and smaller because of the modern technologies, has also become more and more fake. Everything from mutant chicken, to fake news, to <span style="font-style:italic;">Botoxed</span> faces, to unreal popstars, to the fake Philippine president, to manufactured diseases, and made-up wars, almost everything we see is indescribably moronic. And yes, we try to escape from all of these fakeness, by diving into more fantasies. Which I find funny. No, hilarious. <br /><br />But hey, who am I kidding. If I could save the world by running after cheerleaders, why not right? So to this fake world, this is your blog. And I won't stop 'till you admit you're not really round.<br /> <br />P.S.<br />Everybody wins $ 2000. by just clicking the ads on this blog. Which will automatically be donated to the poor victims of the Y2K bug tragedy.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0